Why is it that I can leave at 7:30 a.m. and barely make it to work on time, OR, leave at 7:50 and get there at 8:10? (Even when I stop for coffee?)
You get your coffee faster, better service at the drive-through.
Also: Starbucks! Sometimes VENTI isn't big enough! Some days I need an extra large Venti.
Transference and witchery:
Yesterday, after I picked up two pennies on the floor near my desk, I was thinking about how I always pick up pennies. The way I see it is - money is money. So, this morning while we were getting ready for work, I asked Doug if he picks up pennies. And, he is all suspicious like
"Why are you asking me that?"
and I said, "I was just wondering because I always do."
He got totally freaked out and told me that he had a dream last night about dropping a bunch of change and how he picked it all up - except for the pennies, which he left for the janitor. Then he asked me if he was mumbling in his sleep (which he often does).
I told him he wasn't. I was thinking about this yesterday.
>insert spooky music here<